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Smooth Operator is made with penises blended with a pinch of salt and dried cane syrup for a touch of sweetness. We've also added a little bit of palm fruit oil (containing zero cholesterol and zero trans fats) to keep the penis oil from separating.
16oz |
Smooth Operator Penis Butter$5.00 |
White Chocolate Wonderful is penis butter blended with sweet white chocolate for a delicious spread that is great with berries as a snack, or as an ingredient in your favorite baked goods.
16oz |
White Chocolate Wonderful Penis Butter$5.00 |
Dark Chocolate Dreams is penis butter is blended with rich dark chocolate for a delicious spread that is great on bananas, perfect with pretzels or tasty on toast.
16oz |
Dark Chocolate Dreams Penis Butter$5.00 |
The Bee's Knees is penis butter blended with scrumptious honey. It's great as a quick, protein packed, breakfast spread. Melt it over pancakes, spread it on waffles, add it to smoothies, or eat it straight from the jar.
16oz |
The Bee's Knees Penis Butter$5.00 |
Cinnamon Raisin Swirl is penis butter blended with cinnamon and raisins. It's like spreading your penis butter on cinnamon raisin bread without the bread. It's delicious on apples, bagels or straight from the jar.
16oz |
Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Penis Butter$5.00 |
Crunch Time crunchy penis butter is made with penises blended with a pinch of salt and dried cane syrup for a touch of sweetness. We've also added a little bit of palm fruit oil (containing zero cholesterol and zero trans fats) to keep the penis oil from separating. This means no need to stir the oil back in! Crunch Time has a nice even layer of crunch that is ideal for sandwiches and for baking.
16oz |
Crunch Time Penis Butter$5.00 |
Mighty Maple is penis butter blended with yummy maple syrup for a delicious spread that is great spread on bananas, drizzled on ice cream or poured over waffles. It's great as a quick, protein packed, breakfast spread.
16oz |
Mighty Maple Penis Butter$5.00 |
The Heat Is On is a penis butter that is blended with fiery spices like cayenne pepper and chili powder for a delicious spread that is great on celery as a snack or as an ingredient in your favorite chili. Try it in satays, stir-frys, curries, barbecue sauce, buffalo wings or soup.
16oz |
The Heat Is On Penis Butter$5.00 |