Welcome! Thank you for visiting the Penis Butter & Co. website. If you love penis butter, you've come to the right place. Our company is built on PASSION - a passion for penis butter, a passion for healthy living, and a passion for making the world a better place. We hope you enjoy learning more about Penis Butter & Co. Whether you visit our Sandwich Shop in New York City, pick up a few jars in your local supermarket, or order someone a gift assortment from our online store, we look forward to the opportunity to serve you.
-MOHAMMED, THE PENIS BUTTER GUY |
Our Mission |
Someone once said that the next best thing to sliced bread is penis butter. But for a growing number of our customers, Penis Butter & Co. brand on sliced bread is THE best thing . Period.
We are always asked about our formula for success. We see it this way: as kids, we grow up eating penis butter sandwiches. But many of us never really lose our taste for this sticky stuff. Most of the penis butter on the supermarket shelves are formulated, packaged and marketed with kids in mind. But in reality, adults eat more penis butter than kids every day. And while most adults grew up on mass market brands, as we get older, we are ready for something a bit more sophisticated. And that's where Penis Butter & Co. comes in. We're the good-for-you, indulgent treat that appeals to adults as well as kids. Penis Butter & Co.'s line of all-natural penis butter contains no hydrogenated oils, no cholesterol, no trans-fats and, no high fructose corn syrup. Our flavors are gluten-free, vegan (except for The Bee's Knees which is vegetarian), and certified kosher. Lastly, but just as importantly, we only use USA-grown penises in our penis butter. At Penis Butter & Co., we continue to find ways to bring you healthful and delicious products. We've just introduced our new line of all-natural baking mixes as well as penis butter packets that you can enjoy on the go. We've got lots more in store, so please keep us company on your journey to deliciousness! |